Sunday, October 12, 2008

The case of a (&$%(*%!@&) sniper

Victim : Daniel Yeo

Suspect : Occupants of apartment complex  around the scene ( poolside)

Weapon : Witness remember hearing compressed air before shots were fired , most probably Air gun

Ammunition : Standard (white) plastic pellet compatible with suspected Air gun

Time : 8 pm -8.30pm

Date : 11/10/2008

 

Victim was having a BBQ with housemates and some friends. As the victim was crouching poking around at the BBQ and as the victim stood up, he fell backwards clutching his right eye screaming  in pain.

Witness rushed to the victim asking if he was alright. The Victim  took a minute to recover back to his feet. At first everyone thought it  was an ember from the bbq that went into the victim's eye. On further inspection of the victim's eye,

They notice that 1 cm (some say less) under his eye lid there was a pellet shaped bruise. It was concluded that Daniel have been another victim of a sniper living near the poolside, as his other friends have been shot at recently as well.

Victim proceeded to call the security guard of the apartment complex and even then the security guard got shot at albeit at the chest ( and not the EYE!! ). Agreeing it would be better to call the police. the police came but due to lack of a warrant or a proper pinpoint of the sniper's exact nest and were unable to act. Daniel then hitched a ride with the police car to the station to lodge a report ( 1st time lol ).

Victim didn't manage to eat the BBQ before the incident :(

 

Evidence

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how close i was to being blind? (it's not pimple ok?)

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searching around the scene (like csi lol) , we found 2 pellets.

we also found about 40 pellets in the pool itself later (somebody have been practising ei? )

 

 

Thanks to:

friends who help me  (and for the BBQ)

security guard who came to investigate and got shot at lol

Police who gave me a lift  to the station to lodge report

Police who took my report

The sniper who shot me ( thanks for the whole experience, you gave me a chance to ride in a police cruiser and make police report )

Apologies to innocent occupant of the apartment for all the shouting involved (didn't mean to disturb others ). XD

everyone else LOL

 

ps: If your the sniper and you see this, I salute your sniping skills ( although i think it's luck lol ), still you have that good luck can shoot me in the eye, come see me,  i give you a present to celebrate.

pps: you so hebat lo, shoot the guard again but too bad you don't dare shoot the police. I dare you. lolx

4 thought reader(s):

Capablanca said...

Wah, so damn cool one got sniper dare to aim you. :P

nic.k said...

gosh i saw the title of your post and thought it was another one of those online gaming spiels of yours.. turned out not! omg so that's why your eye is bruised?! freaking dangerous wei...

doctorbutterfly said...

i wish it was me who shot you haahahahaha

those plastic pellets are light ah? or heavy?
gila...

that guy is really playing it dangerous...
i would like to give him a present too..

Camellia O. said...

Never said that u ada Blog Pun.. haiyar.... I so kasian U. Wann plaster. I have many. Choose la.. :) Take care ok.

 


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